28 7 / 2014

illumahottie:

The reason I just love Beyonce with dark hair more than blonde is because the bitch looks like she will snatch your spine out of your back and laugh as you fall to the ground like a puddle. With dark hair she really looks like she can be Baphomet’s mother. With dark hair my God looks like the African Queen who sold other Africans to white men in the 1600s. Dark haired Beyonce looks mean enough to slap your mother in the face with her church hat on the sabbath. Dark haired Beyonce would plant drugs in your car and report your license plate. Dark haired Beyonce is the bitch to key your car if you cheat on her and engrave her signature in it and dare you to call the police. Dark haired Beyonce is the bitch who will sleep with your dad while your mom is out of town and still tell you your outfit is cute at school. That is why dark haired Beyonce is my favorite.


This!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

illumahottie:

The reason I just love Beyonce with dark hair more than blonde is because the bitch looks like she will snatch your spine out of your back and laugh as you fall to the ground like a puddle. With dark hair she really looks like she can be Baphomet’s mother. With dark hair my God looks like the African Queen who sold other Africans to white men in the 1600s. Dark haired Beyonce looks mean enough to slap your mother in the face with her church hat on the sabbath. Dark haired Beyonce would plant drugs in your car and report your license plate. Dark haired Beyonce is the bitch to key your car if you cheat on her and engrave her signature in it and dare you to call the police. Dark haired Beyonce is the bitch who will sleep with your dad while your mom is out of town and still tell you your outfit is cute at school. That is why dark haired Beyonce is my favorite.

This!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

(Source: vapidalism, via crissle)

28 7 / 2014

Super Raven hair. Think I’ll do this for a while. Severe blue/black. 

I wanna look “…like I’ll snatch your spine out and laugh as you fall to the ground in a puddle.” (πŸ‘ˆWord to @illumihottie) πŸ˜‚ #baldgirls #ravenhair #jetblack #darkhairdontcare #howtokim #severe

Super Raven hair. Think I’ll do this for a while. Severe blue/black.

I wanna look “…like I’ll snatch your spine out and laugh as you fall to the ground in a puddle.” (πŸ‘ˆWord to @illumihottie) πŸ˜‚ #baldgirls #ravenhair #jetblack #darkhairdontcare #howtokim #severe

26 7 / 2014

thereluctantrawfoodist:

This is how I peel mangoes! :)
toutcru:

I’ve been peeling mangoes the wrong way until now! Just did myself a large cantaloupe smoothie using this method it is so quick it blew my mind!


Yes.

thereluctantrawfoodist:

This is how I peel mangoes! :)

toutcru:

I’ve been peeling mangoes the wrong way until now!
Just did myself a large cantaloupe smoothie using this method it is so quick it blew my mind!

Yes.

26 7 / 2014

Anonymous said: When girls go out wearing tiny, tight, skimpy outfits, I mean they have the choice to wear something else. some thing less provocative, so really girls are asking for it.

scalelectricity:

If you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head.Β 

Brilliant.

26 7 / 2014

This is the story of a bird. He perched in my window this morning just as nice as you please…until Paddington ambushed the window and scared the actual feathers off him.  THE END. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #feather #bird #catsofig #cat #paddingtonchronicles #windowsill 🚫🐦

This is the story of a bird. He perched in my window this morning just as nice as you please…until Paddington ambushed the window and scared the actual feathers off him. THE END. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #feather #bird #catsofig #cat #paddingtonchronicles #windowsill 🚫🐦

25 7 / 2014

Lunchiness. Bragg’s makes everything better. Mashed turnips, tomato and avocado. #vegan #rootvegetables #turnips #lowcarb #vegan #avocado #braggs #liquidaminos #lunch #cleaneats πŸ˜‹ 

{Cc: @iprincessdee I cooked something again bew! πŸ’›}

Lunchiness. Bragg’s makes everything better. Mashed turnips, tomato and avocado. #vegan #rootvegetables #turnips #lowcarb #vegan #avocado #braggs #liquidaminos #lunch #cleaneats πŸ˜‹

{Cc: @iprincessdee I cooked something again bew! πŸ’›}

25 7 / 2014

Class pic. @skyeisabird #jenga #latenights #earlymornings #games

Class pic. @skyeisabird #jenga #latenights #earlymornings #games

25 7 / 2014

Late night Jenga sessions after work. #jenga #tower #games #denofthieves #blocks #games @skyeisabird

Late night Jenga sessions after work. #jenga #tower #games #denofthieves #blocks #games @skyeisabird

24 7 / 2014

He thinks I’m annoying, I’m certain…but how precious is that meow? What I do when my cat is sleeping peacefully. 😸😼 #paddingtonchronicles #cat #kitty #catsofig #blackandwhite #meow

21 7 / 2014

On my way to a meeting I saw this. 😊😊 #omens #goodvibes #signage #nyc #queens #greatday

On my way to a meeting I saw this. 😊😊 #omens #goodvibes #signage #nyc #queens #greatday